hazonku's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The $20,000 Zig]

AWESOME!

One of the very best, & most original paradies EVER! This is simply EPIC!

[The One Layer Collab]

OMFG!

All of that was done on one layer! I can't even fathom the icredible amount of work that went into that! I loved the Don't Bully, it could destroy the universe one. Too funny. Some were just stupid, others were interesting, & a select few were pretty funny. All in all it was wntertaining, & the OMFG it's all on one later aspect just makes it amazing!

[Cardboard City]

Nice little project!

Are you people noobs or what? All you tards bashing it for being boring & having no plot! It's just a collab with a theme. A very original theme I might add. Anyway I really like it. It was interesting seeing all of the different textures each animator chose. I also LOL'd at the rain scene. That was kind of funny. The end was just a total WTF?! but I thought that was funny too! All in all it was a great collab. Coolio needs to expand on his little mini-game though & make that suck into a full on card board death race or something. LOL. A nifty cardboard parkour game would totally PWN! You guys should collab on that with him! It'd be interesting to see what sort of weird level designs & textures you'd come up with. The animation was pretty well done through out, & once again I found the over all texture variety to be quite enjoyable considering it's all just card board. Keep up the good work, & kudos to you guys for being so original & creative!

[A Kitty Krew Apology]

WTF?

No animation so it should have just been dumped in the audio portal. And here I was expecting big long fuck you animation of some sorts. You guys aren't exactly the most truthful in your descriptions some times. So anyway since it was a legit apology, & you did make the silly song I will rate this 8 stars. And yes, apology accepted so long as you guys quite doing stupid shit. If its a joke put some effort into at least! But yeah, apology accepted. & I think I told you guys to go fuck your mothers or something to that effect on one of your crap flashes. So I apologize as well.

[It's Over Nine-Thousand!]

The pics are what did it for me!

I have seriosuly seen some of those random Caturday pics with the label Such n such cat's power level is over 9000! So I couldn't help but laugh my ass off at that! Great video, kind of short, kind of reminiscent to the uber net classic Yatta Yatta video, but still very awesome non the less.

Sh0T-D0wN responds:

Lol

[|~SpeedAnim:BattleCool~|]

nice

Pretty good job over all. Giving you an 8 for pulling it all off in just 3 days. I thought the story was rather corny, and the animation was so so, but still over all great job for the time frame & all.

[Ultimate Ace Attorney FF]

VERY AWESOME!

THIS WAS SO AMAZING THAT I HAVE TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS JUST TO GET THE POINT ACROSS A LITTLE MORE! THE POINT BEING THAT I EXPECTED ANOTHER CRAPPY SPRITE ANIMATION THINGY BUT GOT A WONDERFULLY ANIMATED, HAND DRAWN SHOW WITH TOTALLY HILARIOUS SCENES ONE RIGHT AFTER THE OTHER! I'D GIVE THIS A 20 IF I COULD JUST FOR THE EXTRA WORK PUT INTO THE CREDITS TOO! JUST LIKE THE ORIGINAL! LOL. GREAT JOB! GONNA BE KEEPING AN EYE OUT FOR MORE STUFF FROM YOU!

[Irod Bad!]

Sweet

This was pretty funny, and about as accurate of a description as you'll get of the film. This is even better than some of those 1 minute movie parodies out there already. Loved the whole, and then tis person died, but not really thing. Too funny. Sounds like a 10 year olds rehash of the movie.

[Charlie the Unicorn 2]

Yeah, it was funny but....

*Yawn* Been here, seen this... Seriously, if the first one wasn't so funny I wouldn't have been able to tell the difference between the two.
This was still funny, but in using the same formula they ended up having to try harder & some things got stupid & uninspired. Kind of sad really. I was hoping for a new one that was at least as good as the first, but this wasn't even close. It was still funny & I wasn't even expecting a better sequel just something at least as good as the first one, but in that respect this Charlie episode fails.
I wouldn't say I feel let down though, because the first one was simply amazing & I know I'd hate to try to come up with something better for a sequel. I didn't realize the true awesomeness & amount of fanfare Charlie had until I saw some chick cosplaying as Charlie at ACen (Anime Central convention in IL) last year. So for a single episode flash movie to get that sort of fanfare, & then to try to make a sequel to that, well it's an amazing & bold feat. So kudos for the sequel, but if I have to wait whole year or so longer for the next one I'm willing to wait as long as it takes for the creators to keep the show progressing into a funnier & funnier series.
In short thanks for the film, it was funny. Not as good as the first but still funny. Please feel free to take as longa as need to make another that actually IS funnier than the first two. Thanks again.