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LOL'd

Yes I actuallly, & quite literally LOL'd at this. Loved the line near the end, "You got nailed in the balls by a stick figure! Hahaha!" Too funny. Pretty decently acted out too. I've been working on my own little project in this style but goodness know when it'll be done. Great movie though, look forward to yet another one!

Well done!

Very cool. I had no idea WTF was going on or if there was supposed to be some underlying plot, but that wouldn't really have done much for it anyway. The art alone & the amount of Flash skillz that went into this were pretty damn 1337 if you ask me. I really like the color schemes too, very old school Johan, like back in the JTHM days. The overall art style was like What if Johan did an animated version of A Series of Untfortunate Events. LOL. I loved it though. Some of the little scenes were a bit odd & creepy & the music didn't really do anything for me but damn that was put together really well, & very enjoyable visually! Keep up the good work!

Meh.

So I take it you're a total noob to flash? Finally finished watching a few tutorials on youtube & just wanted to share what you learned? Well I liked the music, even if it TOTALLY didn't fit the scene at all. Um mybe you ought to watch some of the tutorials all of NG b4 your next project. You don't have to get super detailed to make an EPIC flash. Case in point, All Your Base Are Belong To US. Nothing special at all in that classic aside from the concept & the cool tune. It's just a goffy intro & a slide show of a meme yet it's THE MOST EPIC FLASH of all time. Next time I suggest you take a cue from the cardboard city flash on front page right now. Use some interesting textures to make up for your lack of artistic skills. Hell, like none of the characters had eyes, & it was all colored in various cardboard textures, yet it was interesting over all even without a plot. Not Epic, but you get the point. Try harder, watch what other folks have done, learn something, apply what you learned. Nice plot for such a short flash though. Best of luck on your next one!

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Dude it's madness,they dont have eyes usally!

So true!

LOLz. This is why I LOVE FOAMY! So fucking true. Get your God damned reason for a fucking wellfare check out my fucking way! It' not my fucking fault that you have to look at the price of EVERY fucking brand of one particular item, just because you don't have enough fucking food stamps left on your damn card to get anything decent! FUCK! Foamy FTW. I work at a convienance store & these fucks are the ones taking all of the convienance out of going there. It's a convienance store dammit, it wasn't meant to support your broke ass needs, yet we oblige by adding a damn food stamp machine. So I've gotta hit tax exempt on EVERY single item I scan. No big deal of course, except that these fucks are so busy positioning their kids in the way of shit so that they can see what they can spend the little bit of change they have on, that they neglect to tell me it's a food stamp purchase! THEN THEY HAVE THE NERVE TO LOOK AT ME LIKE IT'S MY FAULT! Fuck you baby brigade bitch! You expect me to piss off my customers by asking anyone that buys anything "Will this will be a food stamp purchase?" Yeah that's a good way to get punched in the face by one of the people that actually work for a living & contribute to society! FUCK! & for fuck's sake I WORK at the place, & still when I'm happily killing myself with nicotine outside & I get a door for the customer I get that look from those stupid feminist bitches! FUCK OFF! It's common fucking courtesy! For all you know it could be company policy to discourage smoking. I am not implying you're weak, I'm not saying I want to fuck you, I'm JUST getting the door for you because I happened to be there anyway. FUCK! Go Foamy go! About time Foamy addressed this particular set of human annoyances.

PERFECT!

I couldn't think of a better 90's video game that the terrible Toapan script from Zero Wing could fit with. You should have collaberated with a Photoshop wizard like me though. Then you could have put in the original song & done a parody of the slide show only using screen shots from the Final Fight games.

LOLZ EPIC!

SIMPLY EPIC.
As for dachief07 I certainly hope the 07 in his username siginifies his year of high school graduation & gives him a valid excuse for being a TOTALLY CLUELESS NOOB WHO NEEDS TO STFU b4 he embarasses himself any further. OF COURSE THEIR ALL THE SAME CAPTION YOU NOOB! AYB FTW! I think the insane phenom that was AYB, & Pokemon just go together like peanut butter & jelly. Or "peas 'n' carrots." They both took the world by storm & pretty close to the same time too. I fond it absurd that you had to come along & make this, that it wasn't one of the very 1st parody.tributes to AYB made. Great job though!

Hahahahaa

Funny shit here! Way to pwn those spamming bitchez.

STFU!

OMFG, the Caturday ones PWND! Kitten says, STFU! FTW! I literally LOL'd at this! This is pretty fucking awesome & now the official STFU link I will be sending to anyone that pisses me off.

EPIC tribute to an EPIC Flash

All my 10 are belong to this!
LOLz I thinks I just might prove my geekness once & for all & get AYB inked on me some where in runes. Then when people are like WTF does your tatt say??? I will reply with ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! I just might have to make a brand new super duper updated version of AYB just to keep it alive. I'm looking forward to when the latest & greatest internet meme hits the scene when I'm like 70 & tell my grand kids, "that are shit, what know you about all your base are belong to us?"
Very good job, & I enjoyed the easter eggs, very cool.

You are a god among men! This is by far EPIC!

How many people can say their flash was on the cover of Time magazine? I was voted Man of the Year 2003, but so were a lot of other guys too. LOL. (Army vet) but seriously I'd feel like I'd won the lottery if I'd had made such a HUGE impact on the populace with any of my art. This is true EPIC flash. One of the VERY 1st decent flash movies I'd ever laid eyes on. Caturday in all of it's glory & greatness will never live up to this. You sir, are the shining light & poster boy for kick ass flash.

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